FrontierFlyer
09-23-2003, 04:21 PM
To whomever said they were treated like a redheaded stepchild at the
extravaganza...Boy your not kidding!! It was AWFUL!!!
Let me just tell you how bad it was...
FIRST of all... My girlfriend and I got lost coming in Wednesday
night and didn't make it in until VERY late..or about 2 in the
morning Wednesday. (MY fault for not following Keith Dials
instructions...DON'T try your own shortcut) So I get to the Hotel
and get a good nights sleep. Thursday morning, we get up
and head over to this big field in the middle of no where. When we
get there, we are greeted with smiles and welcomes ( I don't like
that silly nonsense) and they help us get a spot to park our trailer
and get a site for tent camping. We find the perfect spot and it
ends up being near several people from this list. (which by the way
they were being really helpful and NICE... Don't you guys know any
better?)
So as we are setting up, I realize we are in a big cow pasture. There
are plenty of cow patties all around us...is this sanitary?? OH i
forgot to mention, when we were driving down the gravel road...I was
awe struck at this big field. First of all, It was WAY too big, Not
enough trees, power lines, fences or other obstacles, the grass was
all cut down, and it was level. (are you guys NUTS?)
OK now back too my story... So after we got parked we walked
around a bit. All of a sudden I started meeting lots of people from
this list. They really were too nice...So I decided to let the cat
out of the bag and tell them what kind of machine I flew. I thought
to myself..."Self, THAT will really throw a curve ball at them!!"
Now...your not going to believe this, but they were STILL friendly!
What in the world is going on here????
Thursday afternoon it rained. And rained some more. (getting
out of character for a moment...I heard the farmers REALLY needed
this rain...so I decided it was OK if it rained... :-) )
Now here is where the Extravaganza really started to go sour and I
was treated like a redheaded stepchild.... When it started
raining, one of the staff there offered to let me keep my PPC in that
big
tent. The nerve of these people!!!
All the while, there are these educated people teaching stuff in this
big tent while it is raining outside. I already know all I need to
know!! How insulting!!
AND if there aren't these smart people teaching, there's
entertainment going on... You think I want to have fun or
something??? AND they are giving stuff away!!! (What's the catch
here pal?)
So Friday comes and I get to do some flying. And I guess it's ok.
It's pretty flat with large farm fields...to many places to land if
something bad happens though. Really though, the scenery was way to
nice to enjoy. Saw lots of folks on the ground waving to us. Even
saw cars pulled over on the side of the road watching us. I yelled
down to them to get back to their miserable lives. If they only knew
that flying these things really isn't much fun.
Friday night...more fun stuff...blah blah blah.... They even make you
go to these pilot briefings so you will know the current weather
conditions and the forecast. Then they tell you the pattern to fly so
you will be even safer. Where is the fun yet????
So I decide to get up early Saturday morning and do some flying. I
get out of the tent, and there isn't anyone around. I get my machine
pre-flighted and head over to the field. Well I guess everyone else
had the same idea as me...the weather is nice so lets go flying.
Great. Kind of weird though...everyone is all lined up like they are
going somewhere. Everyone has their chutes laid out, but no one is
going anywhere. You silly people...your supposed to take off after
you do all that! SO I get my chute all situated, then I get strapped
in. My engine is all warmed up and ready to go...but then I see this
funny looking guy on a 4 wheeler riding down the line. He gets down
to me and starts waving this silly green flag around. I dont know
what it means, Nor do I care. I just give it gas and go. Once I see
that my chute looks good, I take off. Man let me tell you...there
sure are lots of folks on the ground watching. I've never seen so
many spectators. They must not get out much!
So next thing I know is...the sky is FULL of these crazy contraptions
flying around. Guess I had the wrong idea to try and fly this
morning. Everyone is waving and acting a fool. As I fly off...I
notice that EVERYONE is turning to the left. Must be something neat
to see around here, so I go off the same way. Im flying around a
bit, and I feel some fun coming on. Then I start noticing we are
turning left again. DANG what in the world is going on here!!??
Soon, before you know it, everyone is landing. I don't know why, but
I decide to land to. After I'm on the ground, I hear these guys
yelling and cheering. So I let out a Yee Haww as well...just trying
to fit in. OHH NOW I get it... They are having a mass first time to
solo in a PPC flight! Wow what a great idea!!
After all this hooplaa is over with, they start doing fun stuff ALL
over again!! Ludicrous!!
Now here is the real kicker...this is where they REALLY treat you
like a redheaded stepchild... Are you sitting down for this??? They
GAVE away a Powered Parachute!! I guess they felt so sorry for us
poor bastards that they made us go through all this horrible stuff
this weekend...they thought they would be nice for a change!!
Those Powrachute folks are just some really insane people!
Signed,
Oscar The Grouch
Oh by the way....
That was just me having a little more fun.... On a serious note...
This was one of the most incredible experiences of my life. I had
such a great time! And Everybody I met was wonderful. I wish I could
have actually flown more with some folks from this list. And there
were lots of people I didn't even get to meet. The folks from
Powrachute were incredibly hospitable. This was my first fly-in ever
and you can sure bet I will be back next year. Do what ever you can
to make it!
And as far as the record launch went... It was absolutely
incredible!! I almost got a little choked up once I was on the
ground watching everybody come in... just an amazing sight!!
ONE more thing... I have been a fireman for almost 14 years. We are
well known for having some very tight camaraderie. I learned this
weekend in Kansas, that PPC pilots also share this gift of
camaraderie. It was absolutely amazing. Can't wait till next
year!!
extravaganza...Boy your not kidding!! It was AWFUL!!!
Let me just tell you how bad it was...
FIRST of all... My girlfriend and I got lost coming in Wednesday
night and didn't make it in until VERY late..or about 2 in the
morning Wednesday. (MY fault for not following Keith Dials
instructions...DON'T try your own shortcut) So I get to the Hotel
and get a good nights sleep. Thursday morning, we get up
and head over to this big field in the middle of no where. When we
get there, we are greeted with smiles and welcomes ( I don't like
that silly nonsense) and they help us get a spot to park our trailer
and get a site for tent camping. We find the perfect spot and it
ends up being near several people from this list. (which by the way
they were being really helpful and NICE... Don't you guys know any
better?)
So as we are setting up, I realize we are in a big cow pasture. There
are plenty of cow patties all around us...is this sanitary?? OH i
forgot to mention, when we were driving down the gravel road...I was
awe struck at this big field. First of all, It was WAY too big, Not
enough trees, power lines, fences or other obstacles, the grass was
all cut down, and it was level. (are you guys NUTS?)
OK now back too my story... So after we got parked we walked
around a bit. All of a sudden I started meeting lots of people from
this list. They really were too nice...So I decided to let the cat
out of the bag and tell them what kind of machine I flew. I thought
to myself..."Self, THAT will really throw a curve ball at them!!"
Now...your not going to believe this, but they were STILL friendly!
What in the world is going on here????
Thursday afternoon it rained. And rained some more. (getting
out of character for a moment...I heard the farmers REALLY needed
this rain...so I decided it was OK if it rained... :-) )
Now here is where the Extravaganza really started to go sour and I
was treated like a redheaded stepchild.... When it started
raining, one of the staff there offered to let me keep my PPC in that
big
tent. The nerve of these people!!!
All the while, there are these educated people teaching stuff in this
big tent while it is raining outside. I already know all I need to
know!! How insulting!!
AND if there aren't these smart people teaching, there's
entertainment going on... You think I want to have fun or
something??? AND they are giving stuff away!!! (What's the catch
here pal?)
So Friday comes and I get to do some flying. And I guess it's ok.
It's pretty flat with large farm fields...to many places to land if
something bad happens though. Really though, the scenery was way to
nice to enjoy. Saw lots of folks on the ground waving to us. Even
saw cars pulled over on the side of the road watching us. I yelled
down to them to get back to their miserable lives. If they only knew
that flying these things really isn't much fun.
Friday night...more fun stuff...blah blah blah.... They even make you
go to these pilot briefings so you will know the current weather
conditions and the forecast. Then they tell you the pattern to fly so
you will be even safer. Where is the fun yet????
So I decide to get up early Saturday morning and do some flying. I
get out of the tent, and there isn't anyone around. I get my machine
pre-flighted and head over to the field. Well I guess everyone else
had the same idea as me...the weather is nice so lets go flying.
Great. Kind of weird though...everyone is all lined up like they are
going somewhere. Everyone has their chutes laid out, but no one is
going anywhere. You silly people...your supposed to take off after
you do all that! SO I get my chute all situated, then I get strapped
in. My engine is all warmed up and ready to go...but then I see this
funny looking guy on a 4 wheeler riding down the line. He gets down
to me and starts waving this silly green flag around. I dont know
what it means, Nor do I care. I just give it gas and go. Once I see
that my chute looks good, I take off. Man let me tell you...there
sure are lots of folks on the ground watching. I've never seen so
many spectators. They must not get out much!
So next thing I know is...the sky is FULL of these crazy contraptions
flying around. Guess I had the wrong idea to try and fly this
morning. Everyone is waving and acting a fool. As I fly off...I
notice that EVERYONE is turning to the left. Must be something neat
to see around here, so I go off the same way. Im flying around a
bit, and I feel some fun coming on. Then I start noticing we are
turning left again. DANG what in the world is going on here!!??
Soon, before you know it, everyone is landing. I don't know why, but
I decide to land to. After I'm on the ground, I hear these guys
yelling and cheering. So I let out a Yee Haww as well...just trying
to fit in. OHH NOW I get it... They are having a mass first time to
solo in a PPC flight! Wow what a great idea!!
After all this hooplaa is over with, they start doing fun stuff ALL
over again!! Ludicrous!!
Now here is the real kicker...this is where they REALLY treat you
like a redheaded stepchild... Are you sitting down for this??? They
GAVE away a Powered Parachute!! I guess they felt so sorry for us
poor bastards that they made us go through all this horrible stuff
this weekend...they thought they would be nice for a change!!
Those Powrachute folks are just some really insane people!
Signed,
Oscar The Grouch
Oh by the way....
That was just me having a little more fun.... On a serious note...
This was one of the most incredible experiences of my life. I had
such a great time! And Everybody I met was wonderful. I wish I could
have actually flown more with some folks from this list. And there
were lots of people I didn't even get to meet. The folks from
Powrachute were incredibly hospitable. This was my first fly-in ever
and you can sure bet I will be back next year. Do what ever you can
to make it!
And as far as the record launch went... It was absolutely
incredible!! I almost got a little choked up once I was on the
ground watching everybody come in... just an amazing sight!!
ONE more thing... I have been a fireman for almost 14 years. We are
well known for having some very tight camaraderie. I learned this
weekend in Kansas, that PPC pilots also share this gift of
camaraderie. It was absolutely amazing. Can't wait till next
year!!